Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. -- Ferris Bueller,
Ferris Bueller's Day Off Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn … the clean, cool chill of the holiday air … an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer. -- Clark Griswold, Christmas Vacation Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. -- Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name! --Duckie,Pretty In Pink I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! -- Clark Griswold, Vacation Cameron: Why'd you kick me? Ferris: Where's your brain? Cameron: Why'd you kick me? Ferris: Where's your brain? Cameron: Why'd you kick me? Ferris: Where's your brain? Cameron: I asked you first. --Cameron & Ferris Ferris Bueller's Day Off Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. --Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off |
